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I met Semir only recently, but he immediately
stole my heart.
When our paths first crossed, he was driving across the country with a travelling circus, while I was a lone damsel in distress.
He was worn after a long journey, having
spent months on the road
perfecting his craft as a prognosticator for hire. I was drawn to his acerbic wit and warm smile. And he's a darn snappy dresser too.
I don't want to give away any secrets here, but I don't think that Semir would mind me telling you that he possesses special and truly astonishing powers.
Don't let his Czech roots fool you. Semir is 100% pure American boy. And he has that toe-curling twang to prove it.
Semir has led a quite extraordinary life. He was raised in a nudist camp by a band of gypsies. From there he went on to pursue a career as a full-time philosopher and part-time magician. In the little spare time he has, Semir writes scary stories. And in case you didn't know, he puts his special powers to good use. On most days he can be found tooling around the internet, acting as a virtual divining rod preparing for the imminent downfall of the Web. So don't mess with Sem. He is incredibly accurate and knows where you live.
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Intrigued? Anxious to learn more? Write to Sem. He loves nasty e-mail,
but try to keep him out of trouble.
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