i asked halcyon styn  to be a web

hunk oh-i-can't-remember how

long ago.  thus, it only seemed fitting

that when web hunk o' the month

made its triumphant return this month,

he  be   f   i   r   s   t .



and it's not just because 

                            he's a cocky bastard

or because he can sPin a 

great tail.   and it's

not just because he's  a freedom fighter

having taken on the BIG fruits

                            (of the loom)

and won.   no, it's mostly because to me,

halcyon is like a great web superhero, waxing 

poetic and and rescuing damsels in distress.  

here you have it.   a profile in hunkdom.  

just see for yourself what he does in a day -->


but don't  take my word for it.  send halcyon a 

little love beep  the next time you're in a jam.

he might not be able to save your ass 

this time, but you'll definitely make his 

pocket tingle.  

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